Just invented this, let's see if it works
Rules: you post a question. Next poster will answer it (hopefully in some whacky way) and all another question. May be clash related, may not, may be tangent to. Dunno, let's see
Example, and first question:
why the king cry them you destroy one tower?
Because he just lost a daughter...
Why the princess atop a tower uses a lower range how compared to the one she does from the ground?